Hotweb.waphall.com Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his
father for some tips on what to do (because he has
never been with a woman before).
AKPOS: so what do i do first?
AKPOS' FATHER: take her clothes off and lay her on the
bed. Two minutes later Akpos on the phone again "she is
naked and in bed, what do I do now?" His father can't
believe what he is hearing.
AKPOS' FATHER: take your damn clothes off and get into
bed with her After another two minutes poor Akpos is on the phone
again. AKPOS: dad I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do
now?
His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "shit
son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put
the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good
night!" Just when the old man starts snoring, Akpos is on
the phone again.
AKPOS: ok dad, i have my head in the toilet bowl what
do i do next?
AKPOS' FATHER: DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
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